It's Not Fair

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
01/15/2015 at 20:46 • Filed to: None

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Sure Ford, go on ahead and laugh at us. It's easy to have secret mid engine mules running around when you can hide them in plain sight using mid engine cars you've previously built. But we don't have any of that, so what the hell are we supposed to do?!


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9
01/15/2015 at 20:52

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They could have used an old Roadmaster.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > PS9
01/15/2015 at 20:56

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Build the baddest-ass pickup ever? Not a bad solution.


Kinja'd!!! StingrayJake > PS9
01/15/2015 at 20:58

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It's a mid-engine ute. What's there to laugh at?


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > PS9
01/15/2015 at 21:00

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But Tadge said that was a photoshop


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > StingrayJake
01/15/2015 at 21:00

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I think the real unfairness here is the mid-engine ute they've built and will never, ever, ever sell. The car that comes out of this - if one is going to come out of this - will 100% certainly not be a mid-engine ute. Sadface. :(


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Funktheduck
01/15/2015 at 21:02

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I think he's contractually obligated to say that.


Kinja'd!!! Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > PS9
01/15/2015 at 21:06

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I really really hope this is an LT4 powered mid engine ute. I really really REALLY hope that the mid engines corvette stays a myth so I can keep using that joke


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Funktheduck
01/15/2015 at 21:10

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He didnt answer my question. Funny.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Funktheduck
01/15/2015 at 21:11

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They also said Jalopnik's leaked rendering for the C7 wasn't real either.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > PS9
01/15/2015 at 21:13

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I DONT CARE. IM JUST SO EXCITED ABOUT ALL THIS!!¡1!

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Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > RallyWrench
01/15/2015 at 21:15

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It would make up for the SSR ...


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Brian, The Life of
01/15/2015 at 21:18

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Kinja'd!!! Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > StingrayJake
01/15/2015 at 21:23

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It can't carry shit, that's funny becuase ute.

Here have a ute with two V8's, yes there is one under the bonnet still, both function and were connected to the driveline!

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Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Funktheduck
01/15/2015 at 21:29

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Cheer up bucko!

I can't seem to find it now but Tadge did have a Tweet about their car having a V8.


Kinja'd!!! j.davism5 > PS9
01/15/2015 at 21:36

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Kinja'd!!! StingrayJake > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast
01/15/2015 at 21:40

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So it's a V16, right?


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > PS9
01/15/2015 at 21:43

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I'm curious about that "spy photo".

The CIA has nothing on GM when it comes to secrecy. There's a reason for that car to exist and a reason for that pic to be out there.

Sadly, no matter what comes of that mule. GM will never top what Ford did to Honda at the Detroit show this year.


Kinja'd!!! Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > StingrayJake
01/15/2015 at 21:44

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Yeah kinda, the front engine was a 253 cui n/a and the rear was a 350 cui with a blower! Not sure how they worked together? But as it wasn't street driven it probably didn't matter.


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Brian, The Life of
01/15/2015 at 21:44

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If a mid-engine Corvette makes up for the SSR, does the Hellcat make up for the PT Cruiser?


Kinja'd!!! Kailand09 > PS9
01/15/2015 at 22:09

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Here's the thing:

I want this car to be so fucking fast it's just stupid and annoying to any nay-sayer.

BUT... it shouldn't be called a corvette. Though I do think it should be called a Zora. Or at least have Zora in its name. Corvette should remain front mid engine, just as the 911 should remain a rear engined car.

At least for now. Maybe there comes a time in which it REALLY hampers the vehicle, but the corvette remains stupendous performance bargain in its proper layout, and will for quite a few more generations of design.

As a very big corvette fan/enthusiast, I would not be bothered in the LEAST by a halo car above the corvette. Like the 911, I don't believe any auto maker should limit themselves just to keep a certain model as the top dog. Porsche has the 918, Chevy should really have something to fill the gap. A corvette, however, it really shouldn't be for the time being.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > BaconSandwich is tasty.
01/15/2015 at 23:50

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Yes!